Amitabh Bachchan music quiz, KBCishtyle

Amitabh Bachchan Big Boss

By Narendra Kusnur

It’s Amitabh Bachchan’s birthday today (October 11). Rather than do a life-and-times profile of his, we chose to do a hat ké, out-of-the-box quiz on the music that the megastar has been filmed on. Our music expert Narendra Kusnur went a step forward, and compiled KBC-like quiz… as if the Big B was conducting it. Read on…

Namaskar deviyon aur sajanon, main Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hoon Kaun Banega Crorepati se. Mere janamdin ke avsar par… On the occasion of my birthday, we decided to do a music quiz.

Jaise aap jaante ho, we begin with the fastest fingers first round. This time, we decided to do something different. My team felt I should choose 10 of my favourite songs from my films. So we sent out online questions to 500 random people in our database. The winner would get a chance to be in the hotseat and if he or she answers the 10 questions correctly, we would present plenty of gift hampers. Otherwise we go to the next candidate and so on. If nobody answers all, we choose the person with the maximum correct entries.

Ab dus gaano ko chunna mushkil tha. From some 500. But I gave it a shot. Deviyon aur sajanon, shuru karein? (Crowd yells haanji). Computer Ji, taiyyar ho? (Beep Beep).

So let’s welcome this lady from Alwar, Rajasthan. (Bachchan helps her settle in her chair before looking at his computer screen. She is dressed in a Kota bagru print saree, with sindoor, large bindi and lots of lac bangles besides a huge nose stud). The rest of the conversation will be a dialogue between the two.)

AB: Aapka bahut sundar naam hai – Sharon Sunny Sherawat. Is that your real name?

SSS: No ji. My real good name is Roop Kumari Singh. But I want to become film hero so choose this name.

AB: You seem to be knowledgeable about my songs.

SSS: I been your phane before I was born.

AB: Let’s begin the quiz. You know the rules and you know the lifelines. But before that, let’s take a short commercial break.

AB: Question No 1. There is song where I talk of paan. Which city do I mention there. A – Kolkata. B – New York. C – Benares. D – Chennai

SSS: I want to use my first lifeline. My husband knows Rajasthan Paan Bhandar owner (the call is made). The answer is C – Benaras.

AB: Sure? Lock kiya jaaye. Computer Ji is she right? Sahi jawaab. Deviyon aur sajanon, zordar taaliyan. Waise what shall I call you – Sharon, Sunny or Shrimati Sherawat?

SSS: Aap jis naam se pukaarte ho, I accept. But SSS is fine.

AB: Ah Satyam Shivam Sundaram. Question 2. There is a famous heroine on stage when I sing ‘O Saathi Re’ in Muqaddar Ka Sikander. Who is she? A – Zeenat Aman B – Raakhee C – Parveen Babi D – Taapsee Pannu

SSS: Itna simple question sir? Lock kar deejiye. B – Rekha

AB – Ainnn! Yeh kahan se aa gayee? She’s not in the options. But Computer Ji tells me B is the correct answer. (Applause).

SSS (touching feet and putting pallo on head): Shukriya Ji.

AB: Deviyon aur sajanon, behenji ko agla sawaal. In the song ‘Tere Mere Milan Ki Yeh Raina’ from Abhimaan, who is the actress standing next to me? A – Nutan. B – Madhubala C – Hema Malini D – Jaya Bachchan

SSS: Computer Ji, lock kar deejiye. I am your phane but also Jaya Ji phane. I choose D.

AB: Sahi jawaab. Taaliyan. But before we proceed, a short break.

(Ads)

AB: Welcome back to Kaun Banega Crorepati. Actoron mein sabke baap lagte hain, naam hai Amitabh Bachchan. Question 4. Which was the first song I sang myself in a film? A – Rang Barse B – Mere Paas Aao C – Mere Angane Mein D Holi Khele Raghuveera

SSS: Sir audience poll le rahi hoon (poll happens). People are saying Mere Paas Aao. Lock it please.

AB: Correct answer (audience claps). Question 5. Which of these songs is from my films? A – Mere Sapnon Ki Raani B – Jaadu Teri Nazar C – Rimjhim Gire Saawan D – Din Dhal Jaaye

SSS: Difficult question. Let me use mind. Sapnon Ki Raani was Rajesh Khanna. Jaadu Teri Nazar was ooh la la Shah Rukh Khan mwah. Din Dhal Jaaye must have been Dev Anand or Dilip Saab or maybe Raj Kapoor but not you. So it has to be C. Confirmed.

AB: (Locking computer) Fantastic. Shrimati Sharon is halfway through this special edition of Kaun Banega Crorepati. She has two lifelines left. Question 6. In which song did I recite the lines ‘Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baatein kiya karte hain’? A – Yeh Kahaan Aa Gaye Hum B – Kabhi Kabhie Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai. C – Kasme Vaade Nibhayenge Hum D – Yeh Dosti Hum Nahin Chhodenge

SSS: Arrey Raakhee Ji looked so shweeeet in Silsila. Option A.

AB: (chuckling) Ainnmn… Haha. Will grant you a correct answer. Let’s move to Question 7. Which actor was picturised with me on the song ‘Chal Mere Bhai’ in the film Naseeb? A – Dharmendra B – Vinod Khanna. C – Rishi Kapoor D – Shakti Kapoor

SSS: Wild guess. Shakti Kapoor. He recently was with you in 102 Not Out.

AB: Are you sure? Computer Ji ek baar lock karenge toh it will be final answer.

SSS: Let me think. They call him Chintu. Ooh sorry sorry. Rishi Kapoor. Hai Ram. Kitni badi bhool hoti. C lock keejiye.

AB: Bahut badhiya khel rahi hai Sunny Ji. But before we proceed to last three questions, a short break.

(Ads)

AB: Deviyon aur sajanon, aapka phir se swaagat hai to this special musical episode of Kaun Banega Crorepati, held to celebrate my birthday. Shrimati Sharon Sunny Sherawat from Alwar, Rajasthan, is doing a great job. So question No 8. Who sang ‘Badi Sooni Sooni Hai’ from Mili? A – Mohammed Rafi B – Sonu Nigam C – Arijit Singh D – Kishore Kumar

SSS: Little confusion Sir. Could be Rafi or Kishore. Others not in line then. Can I sing and show? Will get right answer (Big B says yes and she sings). Kishore, Kishore, Kishore… Nobody else. D for Kishore Da.

AB: Fantastic. What a game Mallika ji has played. Sorry sorry Sharon ji. Two questions. Two lifelines. Question 9. The song ‘Tum Bhi Chalo’ from Zameer was inspired by an old English tune. Which one? A – If It’s Tuesday It Must Be Belgium B – Autumn Leaves C – What A Wonderful World D – Summertime

SSS: Have come so far. Kyon aisa kar rahe ho ji? Can I ask the expert? Music journalist called Narendra Kusnur (calls up and Kusnur does a quick Google search which nobody can see). It is Autumn Leaves. Option B.

AB: Computer Ji agrees (everyone claps). So we enter the last round. The final question. Who composed the music of ‘Manzilein Apni Jagah Hai’ from Sharaabi. A – Naushad B – Shankar Ehsaan Loy C Bappi Lahiri D – Amaal Malik.

SSS: One more Googly. Let me do 50:50 (the options come as Bappi Lahiri and Amaal Malik). I don’t know who Amaal is but Bappi can never write such songs. So D. Amaal Malik

AB: This is your last chance. Are you sure?

SSS: Sure. Lock it… (A bell suddenly rings).

AB: Uff, deviyon aur sajanon, samay samapti ki ghoshna. End of time. Congratulations to Shrimati Satyam Shivam Sundaram.

SSS (pallu back on head and touching feet): Thank you soo much sir. Most heppy day of life.

AB: Jeete raho. By the way the right answer to the last question was Bappi Lahiri.

SSS: Ainnnnnn (faints)

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